"Tensor Fascia Latae" - 

a muscle that hurts only mathematicians 
who know what "Tensor" means.

Barely bearable

Oxycodone is cool:

I've seen Paris, I've seen France,
I've seen Shaven JD Vance..

Spinal Fusion. Aftermath:

1. I'm screwed.
2. Thanks God, it's a Fusion, not Fission.
3. As Lenin said: "Better fewer, but better".
4. Spineless.
5. Straight as an arrow.
6. Need back up. Can't backup.
7. I have nerves in steel.
8. Now that these two are fused forever, I wonder who caught the bouquet.
9. No one can stab me in the back.
10. The fridge now pulls me like a magnet.
11. Feel like a Man of (a little bit of) Steel.
12. Ready to make Rare Minerals deal.
13. My Disco now sounds like Heavy Metal.
14. My break dance now comes with heavy metal.
15. Like C-3PO.
16. Now I have a Core! I went hardcore.
17. Cyborgs, move over.
18. Endoskeleton: add AI to taste.
19. Now I know what makes us human – pain.
20. Like I need an oil change every 10000 steps.
21. Feels like all my future plans, dreams, and inspirations just went down the… spine.
22. Some people have nuts – I have Bolts! 

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